General caution: Climbing can be dangerous, even when done properly. Because it deals with cliffs, loose rock, narrow ledges, uneven surfaces, sharp edges, technical equipment, poor placements, old bolts, rusty bolts, loose bolts, corrosive or dissolving chemicals, personal physical and mental abilities, potential mishaps, and sometimes stupidity, it can lead to injury, maiming, death and really spooky moments. Climbing can become an obsessive pastime and, depending upon what kind of a gearhead you are, can cost substantial amounts of money. Before starting to climb, seek advice, hire a guide or teacher, ask people who know what they are doing, read a book. After you have been climbing for a while, do the same. Climbing often takes place in sensitive places, tread lightly and try not to swear too loudly. Be a good ambassador and protect access for the rest of us.
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